Suck For Luck Update: Colts, Rams, and Dolphins Remain Winless

Here is your obligatory “Suck For Luck” update. Remember it is a race to the bottom. Whoever ends up with the least amount of wins will get arguably the best QB prospect in the last 10 years, Andrew Luck.

First up is the Colts who were blown out in embarrassing fashion on Sunday Night Football. They are still rolling with Curtis Painter as their QB… they may not win a game doing so. Kerry Collins went back to the deerstand, Peyton is calling plays, and Bill Polin is rubbing his fingers together like Mr. Smithers while watching Stanford games. He has already publicly said that if given the chance the Colts are drafting Andrew Luck.

The Rams…. where to start? They have a QB that has shown potential in Sam Bradford. They just have practically NO ONE for him to throw too. They are more in the race for Justin Blackmon than Suck For Luck. If they end up with the first pick, they will trade it for a kings ransom. Fans of teams that are out of the race for Luck are all rooting together that the Rams lose and are forced to trade the pick to their favorite team.

The Dolphins were five minutes away from getting their first win of the season before they decided to lay down and play prevent defense and allow a running quarterback who had more sacks than completed passes to beat them. There is no excuse for the loss other than they simply wanted to lose. After a while, you just get used to losing and subconsciously whether or not you know it you sabotage yourself. That is the Miami Dolphins in a nutshell. Reggie Bush even came out publicly and said “This team is awful.” Good luck on your next team Reggie, and take Chad Henne with you if this team ends up with the #1 pick.

Three teams remain winless in the Suck for Luck sweepstakes. We’ll keep you updated all season long to see who gets Lucky!